puddle horse

Someone who loves cuddling

I'm a puddle horse. Please cuddle me

by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014

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puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

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paddy trapped

To get "wifed up" by a sexy irish man

"I would love to go to Ireland , perhaps I will get paddy trapped"

Paddy Paddy trap Hubby Baked Potato

by ShaamWauuu March 15, 2016

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An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

by kecksucks September 10, 2016

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