poser

Get rejected at every attemp of conversation or attemp at fitting in with others and gets really depressed goes in the bathroom to "cut" their wrists.

boy1: Hey guys, did you hear the new fall out boy song "sugar we're going down" on muchmusic lastnight?

boy2: stfu poser, you suck hardxcore cock.

girl1: i totally agree, go kill yourself or something you stupid emo-wannabe.

*boy1 leaves to cut in the washroom*
boy1:i hate my life no one likes me

by electrikkkk December 28, 2005

Poster Trouble

when posters mess you around

fall down from the wall

by Steve January 8, 2005

poser

A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".

Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*

by powertrash July 28, 2008

poser

some cell phone company

poser mobile says you outta prepaid minets

by bob jeans July 20, 2008

poser

A person who tries to be something they are not, can be in any genre. some one who clings to a trend. A "wannabe", hated by all the people who are actually the genre the poser is trying to be.

Avril Lavigne, any who support her.

1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies
2. What a poser!

by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008

Posermo

Any person who impersonates a real life Emo in the way they dress, the music they listen to, or the people they hang out with, yet are not willing to go the extra 3 inches.

John - "Tori is such a Posermo, she doesn't even cut!"

by James Martinen September 18, 2008

postergize

the Art of putting postage on hundreds of letters at a time with an automatic postage machine.

It is my job here in the office to postergize all the mail.

by Pamela Hartman June 18, 2008