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Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
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Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco
Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit
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Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
by KD Dirt August 5, 2020
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Poop Sherpa

Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.
When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.
by Honey badger July 24, 2019
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Poop-Dicka

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl
by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020
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Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013
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I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.
-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-
by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011
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