players

The shittiest kind of rolling papers you can buy

fuck players, zig-zags are the way to go

by scoobie smokin a doobie doo July 5, 2009

Viola Players

A person who has no friends because of the instrument he or she plays.

Do you see those viola players over there? Yeah what a nerd

by Turtletoottoot September 2, 2014

pussy player

The opposite of a fuckboy

Girl: you shouldn’t date her
Boy: why?
Girl: she’s a pussy player

by TheScrapBoy June 7, 2018

Console Player

A person that perfers a console over a pc. But they acknowledge that a pc is better, but they just prefer a console. NOTE: This is not to be mistaken with a console peasent, they think that a pc is worse then a console and will always defend consoles.

Console player: yeah I enjoy playing on a console more then pc, but a pc is better then a console
Console peasent: WHAT ARE U SAYING!!!!! A CONSOLE IS THE SUPREME GAMING PLATFORM.

by Sinji July 8, 2020

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.

Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

mp4 player

The thing that's better than all those Ipods and whatnot. All the big companies start buying them from Chinese sites like Uxcell and Chinavasion. Like Samsung Touch is just a $30 Mp4 player with a Samsung logo inscribed in it. Mp4 players are very nice and are much cheaper than Ipods, they can also do more.
Ipod Nano-music, photos, games
Mp4 player---
Text files
Radio
Video
Alarm
External Speaker
More than $150 less
Standard USB
No need to sync, just drag files
NO MORE ITUNES!!!
Some have cameras
BIGGER SCREENS(most apply)
ITS NOT FROM A FRUIT(Y) COMPANY (APPLE IS FOR FAGS)!

Ipod sux and you know it!Mp4 Player is much better than that shitty Ipod you've got.

by Ze Rashan May 11, 2008

Piping Plover

A winged avian piece of shit, which due to a its lack of survival skills has naturally selected itself straight onto the endangered species list. By doing so, a variety of extremist animal protection and conservation groups have ensured that anytime one of these fang bearing, disease carrying, good for nothing creatures decides to lay nest and make babies on a beach, that beach gets closed down to people for weeks and months on end, regardless of the beaches popularity. Luckily there are a few organizations such as PHUK Plovers, (of Cape Cod, MA) which are fighting the good fight against these piping pukes.

Piping Plovers taste like lobster. PHUK Plovers!

by CapeRoughRider June 26, 2010