Pirate Gold

The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.

Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.

by sarboo3 November 1, 2011

Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.

"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"

by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023

pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.

"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."

by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023

pirate of the carribean

a person that lives in the area of the carribean that pirates stuff

that cuban guy seemed suspiciously like a pirate of the carribean

by Samucob123 February 4, 2023

ball pirate

someone who has only one ball (testicle)

person 1: hey, did you know hitler was a ball pirate?
person 2: I thought that was a myth.

by noobway April 30, 2023

Estate Pirate

Noun. Someone who uses what ever means necessary to highjack an entire estate that they were not entitled to.

My aunt is an estate pirate, she took everything my grandma had when she passed and the rest of the family got nothing!

by Saggy0607 July 9, 2023

Pirate dick

A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.

Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.

He didn’t shower first?

Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.

by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023