peach bum

A name describing someone who is easy to bully and tease. The term peach bum refers to the fact that peaches bruise easily, just like the ego (and bum) of the person being teased.

Testa: How am I a peach bum?

Kerra: You're very easy to tease.
Testa: That would be funny if that was true.

by testateaser August 18, 2020

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Get the peach bummug.

Texas Peach

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.

Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"

by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022

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Get the Texas Peachmug.

painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.

I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

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