gooey panties

when your panties are drenched in you or your lover's cum and form a "goo"

I was doing the laundry, and found a pair of gooey panties. What a night last night was!

by Bootyhole101 October 12, 2016

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Panty Anarchy

Okay, but if Panty Anarchy was real, I'd literally do ANYTHING for her! Like, name a task, and consider it done! I'm talking ride-or-die loyalty because her confidence and unapologetic attitude are just EVERYTHING. Seriously, I'd be her personal stylist, wingman, emotional support system – you name it! It's not even creepy; it's just pure, unadulterated admiration for a queen who knows how to live her life to the fullest. Panty, if you were real, just know you'd have a whole army of us ready to support your every move! i would die for her i freak out everytime i open pinterest bc she is all over it i see her in my dreams i see her in my day dreams i see her when i close my eyes i think about her all the time i love her i would do anything for her but leave her alone i want everything about her i dont know if i wanna be her or be with her i want both i want her to do whatever she wants w me thats my girl the baddie bae herself god fuck me woman i love you i love you i love Panty

townsfolk: OMG IS THAT THE ANGEL OF LUST?
Panty Anarchy: repent motherfucker!

by CamCamPruitt October 1, 2025

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Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.

“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone”

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”

by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018

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birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

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Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).

"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"

by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025

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