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Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.
Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023
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Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Buck Shuffle

The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.
“Calm down girl, we still gonna buck shuffle when we get there
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SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.
Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!
by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022
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The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
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