Cheek Finesser

1-A "cheek finesser" is a modern day word for pimp. It describes a male/female that has an easy time pulling girls with no attachment.

2-The highest possible title given to a person who pulls females easily.

He is a professional cheek finesser, he'll take anybody girl.
Lady's be careful, the cheek finesser just showed up.
You know he ain't no good, he ain't nothing but a cheek finesser.
When I grow up I want to be a cheek finesser.

by CheekFinesser September 14, 2019

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Cleaving Cheeks

The act of using a dangerous tool (generally sharp) in order to spread one's ass cheeks

"The attachment I have on the jackhammer gonna be used for cleaving cheeks"

by Subscribe to TheNintendoBoi August 29, 2025

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

by IppikiRouka October 13, 2018

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Darren's left cheek

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo

Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn

by kaden's daddy June 20, 2022

Butt Cheek Browner

A wet juicy fart that occurs after a wet shit that is followed by a thorough wipe. The fart causes the browning of your butt crack and butt cheeks. It leaves a brown film and the remnants of poop directly behind your cornhole. It proceeds to leave skid marks as the the unsuspecting purple traitor has no idea that it leaves the same residue as a wet juicy shit.

That guy smells like shit. He must have just had a butt cheek browner.

by The RONA Wigger October 27, 2023