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Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.
Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010
mugGet the Glock-Blockmug.

Status Block

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...
I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.
by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010
mugGet the Status Blockmug.

beating the block

Ray-ray: man i was beating the block yesterday
Slim: shiet homie, you need to stop that shit, you gon make them nigga jealous
by TheRealShark November 27, 2013
mugGet the beating the blockmug.

nudes and block

When a teenage boy sends a picture of his genitals to a female asking for images in return, proceeding to block her upon reception.
Wow Mackie! I can believe you Nudes and Blocked Jennifer! Moms are evolving, we should get in some moms.
by Prycethebucket June 3, 2018
mugGet the nudes and blockmug.

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.
Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.
by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013
mugGet the Job Blockedmug.

Talk-Block

(V.) To stand in the middle of a group of people talking and face your back to someone, thus blocking that person from being in conversation.
Tene: One time I had a turkey...(Mary walks into the circle with her back turned to him and starts talking to someone else.)
Everyone: Mary get out of the middle of the circle you're talk-blocking Tene...again.
by polo1995 September 4, 2011
mugGet the Talk-Blockmug.

Blocked iOS

Blocked is the best player in vpn clan. He is 120fps and plays as a true god. Often pushes too much.
Omg look its Blocked iOS he is such a good player!
by EternityGo August 11, 2020
mugGet the Blocked iOSmug.

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