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Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....
*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"
by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025
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farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015
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Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.
When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
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Friends On Farm

the youtube channel group that has 5 people with over 80 subscribers and posts fun videos and vlogs.
Hey what are you watching?

Oh I am watching “Friends on Farm” on youtube!
by Friends on Farm July 7, 2021
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Animal Farm

A multi-species orgy
Bro, I think I impregnated a sheep and got
Chlamydia from the goat at that last Animal Farm
by KeylessQ June 23, 2022
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Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
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Gold Farming

Using the bathroom at your place of employment while on the clock, especially for a particularly lengthy bowell movement. Term derived from gaming culture wherein users would perform repetitive, easy tasks to earn in-game currency.
"I've got 30 minutes to kill before I leave for the day. If you need me, I'll be gold farming."
by ActionRick July 8, 2017
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