Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 1, 2013

monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.

Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.

by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013

southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013

freeze the monkey

Banging a snowman

When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey

by ILoveEcchiAnime August 10, 2019

Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.

John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!

by Garythegreatandpowerful September 9, 2019

Boof Monkey

A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.

"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."

"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"

by Miwotic November 17, 2020

rough monkey

a really hairy black man who abuses women

the rough monkey beat my mother senseless

by lewisg1989 March 30, 2017