October 16

Kiss your crush day
Slap ass

Ask out crush

Do all above

Lulu “ hey it’s October 16 you know what that means

by @luluxplr tic Tok October 14, 2019

October 26

National give your crush a flower day

person 1: here's a flower
person 2: why
person 1: it's October 26th
person 2: oooooooh

by s u c c u l e n t October 21, 2019

sorry! an unexpected error has occurred!

what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."

damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!

by little ray ray December 29, 2008

octavia

Female, sexual appeal that may be difficult for her to embrace, leaving her with an awkward approach. Likes stability and feeling safe. Loyal and committed to the ones she loves. Passive aggressive. Loner at times. Tendency to be a hermit. Loves to be acknowledged. Curious about her purpose. Religious at heart, stubborn. Slow to trust but quick to love.

Octavia will stay with the one she loves even though she questions her choice and trust for him. She is the type to break up or stop a fight before it takes flight. Her insecurities may lead her to come across as awkward because she's self conscience.

by defined-n-time December 16, 2010

october 1

The day of the most beautiful girl in the whole world and universe.

Connor: You know what October 1 means? The birthday of my beautiful daughter, Sky!

by connor adler April 18, 2019

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

October 2

National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.

Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.

by strawbatom October 18, 2019