2 definitions by strawbatom
National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.
Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.
by strawbatom October 18, 2019
National Left Asscheek Day. Commonly celebrated by wishing a friend a “Happy Left Asscheek!” and following it with a gentle tap on the butt.
Dave: your ass is looking pretty fine today dude.
John: thanks man, I’ve been doing my squats to prepare for National Left Asscheek Day.
Dave: aw shit it’s November 25 already? Happy Left Asscheek!
John: thanks man, I’ve been doing my squats to prepare for National Left Asscheek Day.
Dave: aw shit it’s November 25 already? Happy Left Asscheek!
by strawbatom October 16, 2019