National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.
Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.
by strawbatom October 18, 2019
Get the October 2mug. National Left Asscheek Day. Commonly celebrated by wishing a friend a “Happy Left Asscheek!” and following it with a gentle tap on the butt.
Dave: your ass is looking pretty fine today dude.
John: thanks man, I’ve been doing my squats to prepare for National Left Asscheek Day.
Dave: aw shit it’s November 25 already? Happy Left Asscheek!
John: thanks man, I’ve been doing my squats to prepare for National Left Asscheek Day.
Dave: aw shit it’s November 25 already? Happy Left Asscheek!
by strawbatom October 16, 2019
Get the November 25mug.