Stupid tax

The cost associated with making bad decisions.

The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.

by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 2, 2021

Fanum Tax

Someone likes you enough to deal with your weird bullshit, like Kai allows Fanum to just keep taking food.

You're so Fanum Tax!

by Bachemist February 22, 2024

Fanum tax

You know ishowspeed right?, His friend, Kai Cenat, kai cenat’s roommate is fanum and some people rlly just say fanum tax idk why but thats all i know yea

“But the very next day, You got fanum taxed”

by gracie.fr January 17, 2024

Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018

Clout Tax

An additional fee added to any good or service based on how popular it is on social media

Yo that tattoo artist is costing you $3000 for a thigh piece. you're deffo paying clout tax

by rmpl4sskn June 14, 2023

hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.

"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."

by kikam September 9, 2025

Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.

Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.

by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 27, 2011