dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Nap and Rally

When you're mid-blackout and tire yourself out from dancing then take a nap and hear your favorite song, and pop up like piece of toast, and continue partying.

Chic: I think he's slumped...
Bro: Naw, wait for it. He's all about the Nap and Rally.
Me: *Hears Shoota* *Rises like the second coming of Jesus*
Bro: See there he goes back to the dance floor!

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.

“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”

by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019

Anger nap

While the 40 participants initially spent equal time attempting to conquer the unsolvable puzzles the scientists put before them, a one-hour nap made people more likely to continue spending time on the problem, while non-nappers (who watched a nature documentary for an hour instead) were more likely to give up. The nappers also reported that they felt less impulsive after having a snooze. The subjects had kept a consistent sleep schedule for the few days before the study, and the groups were randomized to control for age, habitual feelings of sleepiness, and other factors.

I was boiling when I figured out their game to try and prove I'm a disloyal person but I uped them one and took a anger nap before I said something I wouldn't usually say.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

wall street nap

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.

Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.

by hashbrownham June 14, 2019

RyAnn Nap

A nap that lasts for most of the day

Man, my girlfriend has been asleep for 12 hours. It has turned into a real RyAnn nap!

by Urban-Jon August 25, 2019