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Fancy Mouse

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus
John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night."
by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010
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National mouse breeder day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025
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The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
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Mouse

Someone, mainly females who stick around in an emotionally abusive relationship with a compulsive cheater. Due to the cheater keeping and treating their mate as their pet the mouse stays regardless because it's the only love she receives. Even though deep down they know that love for them is superficial or even fake they convince theirselves that it's real. They deal with the partners cheating manipulative ways just like a good loyal little pet.
Who cares, your girlfriend is a mouse. Therefore you can literally do whatever you want knowing she will never leave you. You can probably bang another girl in the next room and she wil turn away and possibly cry but she won't do nothing about it cuz she's a mouse, you got her pinned down so she ain't going nowhere
by BlowMuthaFukkinPop March 29, 2023
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Moused

They definition of moused it is to take the piss or to violate.
Bro he moused it he never paid me back my money
by Mtendo February 3, 2022
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Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.
That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.
by epic memmme August 11, 2019
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