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"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"

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Mondá

Mondá have many means, It can be anything, it's not limited to just calling the penis that way.
The term was used by French women to express surprise when seeing the large size of the penis of their black slaves; "Mon Dieu" they said, and that evolved into "mondá" to this day and has spread to almost the entire Colombian territory.
It can be used to:
- Refer to something: Que es esa mondá? (What's that?)
- To say that you are having a bad time or that someone is beating up: Luis le está pegándo una mondaquera a Juan en el juego de fútbol ( Luis is beating Juan in the soccer game )
- That you are worthless: Tu no vales ni mondá ( You are worthless )
- To be an insult or to tell you to go away: Véte de esta mondá ( Get out of here )
or, most commonly, to refer to the penis.

Coman mondá todos ustedes ( Fuck you all ).

by penetraburras5000 March 7, 2024

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Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

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Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn

I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory

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Mona

A wish. The best nickname for them is "Mon" because it means "mine" in French. Mondays belong to them: "Mon•day". They seem rare as a shooting star, but be careful what you wish for, because they never come "true".

Mona, you may be a wish, but never a star.
Mona, you're a bullyshit.

by sun. April 15, 2024

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