basic mom

Similar to Basic Bitch but 20 years later. Includes yoga fascination, after school snacks, and the "mom" haircut. Can usually be found driving an SUV and sporting a top-of-the-line outdoor jacket. Sipping Starbucks and listening to Micheal Buble or Josh Groban is optional.

#sorrynotsorry

Headliner: "West Van Mom becomes Basic Mom

by sorrynotsorrymom April 17, 2015

Porn Mom

The relationship between a gay porn star and a female fan, where the female becomes a second mother giving guidance, promotion, support and a safety net. This role is chosen by the porn star and is someone who is his biggest fan and supporter.

Coined by Jack Jaxson, director and owner of Cockyboys.

When Brendon talks to his porn mom they talk about scenes, boyfriends and everything else his mom doesn't want to know.

by Pom_Pom April 29, 2014

hockey mom

A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.

Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!

by xProgSax October 18, 2008

Teen Mom

a whore

intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say

by C.J Johnson December 7, 2010

mom's feet

The sexy toes, soles and feet of a mature woman, usually on public display.

Fred could not keep his eyes off his best friend's mom's feet. She always kept them up on a couch when he came over and he desperately wanted to cum on them.

by gringo3 January 5, 2009

your mom

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004

My mom

A sweet kind loving person that supports me with all I need!

My mom is so nice!

by Layla12345 March 23, 2019