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Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022
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minecraft is god he who worships minecraft is great and has power like no other minecraft give rewards like no other to worshipers
minecraft is god. i am of the religion minecraft
by caden person December 13, 2020
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Minecraft 1.9

Minecraft Update 1.9 was released on February 29, 2016, and is known as one of the most controversial updates.
This update is most commonly known for revamping the combat system, adding shields, attack cooldowns, tipped arrows, etc.

This update was controversial for the fact that it completely changed the combat system, thus forcing people who decided to keep the game updated to adapt to the new changes.

This update caused a lot of people to keep the game at 1.8 and previous versions to this day.

Despite the update being of decent quality with the revamped combat system being an improvement when looked at unbiased, this update caused the game to die for a couple of years, until it was revived in 2019.
Minecraft Forums
Alexkraft: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9? It sucks.
Km_201: I think it's an alright update
PETROCKILOV_: yeah its good
Moonn: it sucks so much wtf are you guys on lmao
Hank Schrader: Hello Guys
Everyone: Omg hank?!??!?!
Hank Schrader: Hello yes I am hank
by Umbrella Guy May 16, 2022
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Minecraft loserz

This is a group of people that play Minecraft together. They are the dumb kids. It’s okay, stick to your loyal losers and you will be fine
Minecraft loserz

Loser one:
Do you want to play Minecraft tonight?

Loser two:
Yes!

Loser three:

GIVE ME ATTENTION! 😒
by imbored221985 October 7, 2021
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Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.
Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"
by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020
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4th grader 1 - HEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT AFTER SCHOOL ???
4th grader 2- SURE :D
by Pxptartzz April 9, 2019
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a shitty game where people complain about people playing games killing minecraft because "MinEcRaFt Is ActUaLly NerDy!!" even though that makes it 100000,0000,0000 times worse. it also looks shitty as fuck, oh and they like to build swastikas too. somehow minecrafters think nerds get any pussy. they dont. nerds get gassed like they deserve to. oh and theyre weebs too.
people who play minecraft should be gassed
by gladiatorblaster September 16, 2020
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