Megan

Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.

Don't be a MEGAN!

by lol@yourlife January 21, 2015

megan knees private story

a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.

i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back

by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020

megan

Slutty spice.
Warning: this name is deceptive as megans are NOT musically inclined

Sally: I am going to wear a short dress tonight.
Jane: Let's 'megan' it up tonight.
Sally: Yes! I love spice girls.

by CALL September 29, 2012

Megan

A little lady with an evil eye. This very pretty specimen of female enjoys nothing more than to chase people with paint brushes, mix mayonnaise and eggs, allow people to practice taking her bra off with their feet and teeth. If ever a Megan glares at you with her evil eye, be sure to give her a cuddle because deep down it's just a cry for affection from a little girl inside.

Declan would never throw his girlfriend down the stairs, she's such a Megan.

That Megan looked like the little sister from Bioshock until I gave her a hug.

by PirateDeco September 25, 2011

Meghan

So you might have seen definitions regarding cheesy vag, cousin f'ers, and skanks. Well those are false definitions. The truth is she is an innocent , intelligent, adorable girl who is empathetic, and objects to all other definitions!

Girl 1: That Meghan is so sweet!
Girl 2: True gurl, true!

by Mywigga14 September 15, 2017

Meghan

She is a kind, loving girl that always gets boys. But she's not a slut because she don't sleep with them. You would love to be her friend because she always cheers you up.

*Boy drops all his books*
Girl: Do you need help? *picks up books*
Boy: Thanks for being such a Meghan! :D
Girl: No problem! :) see you around!

by Laylah3314 March 25, 2017

Megan

A bitch that will steal a guy you like within seconds of you telling her that you like him. Someone to NEVER be trusted with guy related anything. Stubborn and bossy as fuck. See also fake ass bitch or fake ass hoe.

"Ugh, I can't believe my friend just started flirting with my guy crush in front of me."
"Does her name happen to be Megan?"

by gingergirl96 July 18, 2014