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catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014
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Da Lunch Crew

Better than 'The Posse' at:

-NFL
-Being Cool
-Eating Lunch Together
-Assembling .etc
Girl 1: Have you seen Da Lunch Crew?
Girl 2: Yeah, they're so much cooler and more attractive than 'The Posse'.
Girl 3: They make 'The Posse' look like Geeks.
by DaLunchcrewerule April 23, 2011
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lunch

I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block
Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."
by Ch11 July 25, 2014
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bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.
Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.
by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020
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hot lunch

The stuff you pay for at school or potentially the grossest fucking thing people do during sex ever. Holy fucking Jesus Christ!
I can't even explain this in a sentence because hot lunches are gross. That goes for both of the definitions. Man I can't wait to leave hot school lunches behind!
by #MissNobody February 16, 2017
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Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.
He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.
by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023
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Maine Lunch

Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.
Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.
by bustakeaton November 6, 2016
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