liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.

“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”

by pictograph August 28, 2023

Female's liberator

An instigator who likes to divide the two sexes on bullshit they've pushed as stuff that matters in life. Female's liberators don't even want females being happy (even if it's without a man), they're too busy preaching about every little thing that they claim caused their own unhappiness, and are desperate to claim to be a female's savior and heroine.

The female's liberator dedicated her pain filled life to trying to cause much commotion and division between the two sexes, to the point that every male and female would argue more than their mothers and fathers over things that mattered even less, and every day would be a battle of the sexes, her dream come true even if nobody else would get to live theirs (despite all her preaching about other people being self-serving).

by Solid Mantis August 22, 2019

Car liberated

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.

I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!

by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020

Draconian Liberalism

Liberalism but with harsh draconian style laws (I.e more death penalty, slower death, harsh punishments)

The Draconian Liberalism Party is ruthlessly punishing its people with equal crimes of what they did!

by EnSvenskKanzlrr March 28, 2024

liberal

Commonly regarded as a catch-all term for "person I do not like."

Person A: <controversial opinion>
Person B: Liberal!

Person C: I'm a liberal.
Person D: Why? Why would you be such a thing?

by xdman444 August 21, 2021

liberal muzzle

A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.

Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.

by CrispyJack February 20, 2023

Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid

Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021