last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

last cup pressure

When you're playing beer pong and you're down to that last cup, but for some reason you keep missing... no clutch

Dan: God damnit I can't hit that cup. Been hitting the rim the last 3 rounds!

Ricky: Last cup pressure son

by Ob Ey Propaganda September 3, 2012

Grass to last

The last amount of weed you have

Guy 1 "how much weed you have left"
Guy 2 "yeah that's my grass to last fella"

by Matt ms January 17, 2012

Louie Died Last Friday

LDLF is a legacy.
That fad where you add random and seemingly horrible shit to your name and then scene kids started copying your own style of naming and thus bastardized your style of name grouting.
the explanations should have sufficed and trust in dahvie vanity because the consequences will never be the same.

Louie Died Last Friday.
Shoot For The Skylar.
Mimi morphine.
Connor Coffin Maker.
Christian Kenosis.
Jenoe Genocide.
Patty Passed Away.
Kiki Kannibal.
Cashley Cadaver.

by The Bastardizer October 26, 2011

last rizz-ort

the desperate typa rizz. begging, basically suing your last rizz cards up your sleeve

nah bro was begging her get with him. he had that “last rizz-ort” rizz.

by xoxo.cleo April 2, 2023

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

The last of us

A pretty shitty and gay game used to offend people ( no offence to gay people)

That person is alot the last of us

by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023