String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.

"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick

by idyt December 17, 2016

IQ Killer

A person with a double-digit IQ who brings down the intelligence level of anyone who comes in contact with him/her. Usually, this person will talk about stupid topics like food, their recent shopping trips, their masturbation habits, and their illnesses. They are usually not worth talking to and should just stay offline.

The IQ Killer entered the chatroom and everyone left out of boredom and disgust.

by Goonie's Revenge February 14, 2024

Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

Mad Dog Killer

Sick cunt

Kills at everything in life
Total Dingo

That Mad Dog Killer’s a Total Dingo…

by Madingokilla January 1, 2022

killer stick

another word for a knife.

"i have a killer stick!"

*everyone runs with fear*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 11, 2022

Zodiac Killer

Slayer of liberal taxes and protector of American freedoms

Look it's Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer!!

by #notarepublican October 31, 2018

Killer Clown Tuesday

Tuesday, but Killer Clowns

“I was always afraid of Killer Clowns”, I said to myself, but luckily there were no killer clowns in sight. That was until I realized it was Killer Clown Tuesday.

by Dretheginger July 19, 2024