joygasmic

Something of completely and total awesomeness. Possibly orgasmic.

That was some joygasmic action I got in the Star Trek Voyager game!

by The Beninator November 27, 2006

joynul

The action in which you have sexual intercourse with your significant other/prostitute while maintaining eye contact throughout. During ejeculation, you proceed to pull out and spray all over the room walls, floor and ceiling.

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that girl all night!
Guy 2: Really? Come on, don't feed me BS.
Guy 1: Ok, I just did a Joynul with a prostitute

by 4M1N December 7, 2014

Joyced

Being completely screwed out of something do a degree that pushes the bounds of human capacity for thought. Screwed in a way that you will never live it down. Screwed in a way that it makes other grown men cry when they hear about it.

EX 1: "Oh man I was out last night in the city with Rob and his sister Sarah." "You won't believe it but we got into the club's VIP area with Megan Fox, and she clearly wanted to get it on with Rob."
"Sarah completely cock blocked him, told him to stay away from the Tahini so he wouldn't flare up."

"Joyced, totally Joyced."

EX 2: "Did you see Jim Joyce screw Galarraga out of that perfect game?"

"Un-fucking-believable."

"From now on I'll just say Joyced when someone is completely screwed for life."

"Lose a limb because of a drunk driver? -Joyced." "Get a divorce because your friend nailed your wife? - Joyced" "Lose the presidency because your opponent's brother fixed the election? - Joyced."

by jonnynewjet June 4, 2010

Joystick

An absolutely vital part of computer gaming.

Have you brought your joystick? No? Go home and fetch it then!

by Geoff July 30, 2003

Joystick

Awesome punk/ska band from New Orleans, Louisiana.

I'm about to get my skank on while listening to Joystick!

by Easy skanking August 20, 2010

joygasm

Sudden feeling of intense well-being, (NOT brought on by narcotics).

See: "high on life"

"The sun, the birds, the grass, the-- ooh, joygasm!"

by Drakien March 6, 2003

Joye

A very intelligent person, who isn’t defined by labels. She eats a lot but is still skinny, she is generous. She can be very mean too because people stay trying her. She will fight if she has to but tries to stay calm. She is a great friend. When she grows up she will get a booty and she will be rich and have to sons and a daughter. She is very pretty and cares about everyone even her enemies. THE END !!

Did you see Joye? Isn’t she pretty?

by MWBJW April 25, 2019