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jacob sartorius

A hot af kid who became famous thanks to his musical.y's. Mostly every girl who follows him in instagram falls in love with him bc he is just perf.
Girl 1: "DAMNNN who is that boyyy?"
Girl 2: "That's Jacob Sartorius a.k.a my bae"
by coolsurfer1 July 2, 2016
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Jacob

An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
A rat named Jacob
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Big and chubby dude who usually sits in the couch and eats pork rinds all day
by peter34 December 14, 2013
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Has extreme mental problems and often struggles with anger issues, he is a ver petty and has devilish good looks
by JK running January 31, 2017
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"I heard Jacob jerked off to Jareds girlfriend."
"No Doubt"
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I am Jacob.

view me as you would any other figure of art, for I am a masterpiece. the seams within my seams have been delicately crafted by the most seductive hands, my astonishing personality is beyond the likes of any entity on the mortal playing field. gaze into my somber eyes and unlock your truest feelings towards me, perceive what cannot be comprehended from a mere outside view. I am truly a pillar of omnipotent pride, masterful handiwork, and deep compassion towards society and its playthings.
Man: "God, Jacob is so fucking cool."
Woman: "I agree. I want him so badly. UGH!"
by jacob billings. April 5, 2019
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