Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cancerous American youtuber who spreads cancer to his fellow 8 year old fans which have to go to Australia to get the cure. If someone says that you are Jake Paul then you should be insulted. By the way after this pandemic he gonna get knocked out by Babatunde

Oh my god you have more cancer than Jake Paul

by JJ has no dick May 3, 2020

Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.

Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.

by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018

jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.

shall we play jake the snake?

by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018

Jake Paul

Someone who is overly egotistical and records everything in his life

Person: I slept so well last night.
Jake Paul: I know I did because I vlogged it.
Person: You’re such a jake Paul

by LiamAdams December 27, 2018

Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost

Woah, I have Jake Paul.

by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020

Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.

me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul

by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012