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When a person of minor intelligence tries to say that a person got owned.
"I like having fun at night"-so does your mom...get jade
by Majorinttelligent June 14, 2010
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Jaded

Jaded could mean many many things, but to me she's a person, quite an extraordinary one at that. I say this because she's been through so much, more than most, pain that's more than enough to last a lifetime and she's still so young. However upset she may be she's always there for the people in her life who need her most, she's one of the strongest people that I'll ever know. Deep down I'm sure she already knows this, I'm just pointing out the obvious. What she doesn't know is how special and important I'd like to make her feel given the chance. I'd always keep her safe and happy it seems to be the only two things that shes ever wanted. I love her more than anything in this world and beyond. She will always be the only girl to ever hold my heart.
Even when she's jaded, at her worst, she know's her self worth. But she's also extremely kind at heart.
by Ziroe November 27, 2021
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Jade

Definition of Jade
Jade is an exceptionally intelligent woman, whose extraordinary gifts are currently stifled by the weight of an abusive relationship. Her true potential, vast and unyielding, lies dormant, awaiting the catalyst of a connection with another superhuman—a man who not only comprehends his own unique abilities but also perceives the profound, untapped power residing within her.
Though such individuals are rare, fate has already charted her course: the year 2025 marks the arrival of this destined partner, appearing in her life with surprising proximity. For Jade to finally embrace her destiny and unlock her full capabilities, she must decisively break free from her past, leaving the abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman is poised and waiting, ready to help her rise.
by Strongwoman historian June 12, 2025
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Jade

The most beautiful woman in the world, not just because of her cute, shy and timid appearance, but also the inner qualities: her loyalty, how she naively trusts until she can't anymore, and only when given a reason not to; her knowledgeability, being humble and willing to hear all kinds of voices; her persistency, always chases her goals and will overcome any obstacle she meets; and her slight creepiness --- touch her nerves and she will make you regret it.

If you fall in love of her in first sight, be prepared to fall in love again when you get to know her. Love her at all costs, or you might not get a second chance.
I love Jade, because how can I not?”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’
‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’
by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019
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Jade

Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. She is someone you don't want to muck around with. A very naturally beautiful and gorgeous girl and is someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday of your life with and is someone you can always count on to be there for you in your lowest times!. she is someone who will love you no matter what. She is a vibe and the life of any boring time. She can make your day go from boring straight to fun. She loves music and singing loves her Coulter, loves doing art and is very smart. She loves to help people . And is also the best when it comes to solving problems. She has the most kindest heart ever She will look after you with her hole heart. And most importantly she has a heart of gold and is the most Goofy and love Abel person.
Jade is a girl with more love to give then anyone. she can make you go from angry straight to Happy, by doing one thing and that's called smiling, and constantly loving and caring for you 🤍
by Te manawakoa November 22, 2021
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Halle-Jade

Halle-Jade's are amazing people, they care about others and always put others first. They may have some issues but always put them a side to help others.
Yeah my girl Halle-Jade is simply amazing.
by LoverGirl3005 July 22, 2022
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