jacket pocket

Someone that pervs on young girls (usually in malls or schoolgrounds)

"I'm putting that girl on layby!"
"Man you're such a jacket pocket"

by androidoftheapocalypse September 17, 2007

jacked

when you're girlfriend doesn't put out ever. Even if you may deserve it.

"So did you get laid this weekend brah?"
"No man, I got Jacked again"

by the quad FTW January 31, 2009

Jacket Day

First day of the year where a jacket is a must.

Person 1: Woot! It is Jacket Day!
Person 2: Why are you excited its bloody fucking cold!

by Aalagi1 September 29, 2009

Jacky

A tickum male/female that all the bitches flock to when they see em cumming their way.

Yo waz up Shaquanda whos the the guy with the abs? Oh das Jacky and those girls are going to get to him before you do, if you dont move now.

by Slim Rim Jim October 2, 2019

Sight Jacker

Noun, program used to detect aimbotters in halo pc. SJing someone was a common term of the bot infestation that happened durring patches 1.06 and 1.07. n00bs would often insist that they had sight jacked a player. the alleged aimbotter would then be kicked/ banned by server admin, typically the player was innocent.

sight jacker halo pc:

n00b: xXyuNtOcHabLE is botting I SJd him ban his ass!
xXyuNtOcHabLE : yeah right that kids just a n00b and im pwning him!
xXyuNtOcHabLE quit
Admin: botter has been kicked
n00b:hahaha lmfao i was jk im the real botter
n00b quit

by architype X November 29, 2011

Serial Jacker

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.

1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Jakey

Messed up or inoperable.

I’d google it, but this WiFi is jakey.

by Chuckegirl July 5, 2018