ankle socks

Usually wore by Gay men or Meat heads. These guys might steal these sox from their girlfriends. Never wear ankle sox's with shorts, you will be hit on by other gay men.

When you go to the gym. Look at the guy wearing ankle sox.. He is either gay or a meatheat. "ankle socks"

by Notgayman2 April 24, 2011

Throat Sock

A dumb slutty whore, or bitch, of a woman, who is only good for swallowing jizz which has been ejaculated into her mouth.

That bitch is a damn throat sock.

by pbj81 April 1, 2009

socks fever

Sweaty feet.

Leather boots and wool socks are sure to give you socks fever on a hot day like this.

by chevolay August 26, 2009

Granny's Sock

A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.

John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.

by TEH ONLINE GRANNY August 6, 2012

Postmans Sock

Used to denote a severely bad smell.

That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.

by Youngie1 August 28, 2008

Sock Shots

"Sock Shots" refers to the practice of soaking your socks in alcohol, wearing the socks out to the bars, and then ringing the socks out into your mouth to save money on alcohol.

Many of the more clever folk will wear multiple layers of Sock Shots, preferably soaked in homemade corn liquor, thereby exponentially decreasing the amount of money they need to spend that night on alcohol.

"Dude, I'm just not drunk enough. I wish I had just $5 more..."

"Man... you should have worn some Sock Shots tonight! I was walking around in mine all night, so they were a bit salty, but I'm drunk as shit and saved like $8!"

by Vernon Roche November 11, 2012

Turd Sock

Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.

God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!

by MafiaMan979 June 10, 2009