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Pit Apostle

Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"
by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023
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Ass Pits

The combination of a smell mixture somewhere between that of ass and arm pits.
"Jeez A Cheez It My Yeshua-Fly Ass Pits!"

(Jesus Built My Hotrod)
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023
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Pit

Pit is short for pitiful means that something is sad or sucky
Your grandma died. Dang that's pit
by Vatoloco116 August 11, 2019
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pit crew

pit crew; a group of teenagers -usually grade 9 or 10- at the sphs pit where they go to smoke and chooch (chooch is a vape)
"hey look it's the pit crew"
"i cant wait to see the pit crew at lunch"
by anonymous May 12, 2022
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Pit

This guy is most likely a virgin,he laughs all the time and at the most stupid things.He makes fun of everyone and he is the strongest in his friend group.His biggest insecurity is his dick,he has a pretty small dick but he clearly knows how to use it.
Oh man!I wish I had pit's body, he's very mascular.
by Qhhijhdgb November 20, 2021
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court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law
"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"
by TheMüller January 15, 2019
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Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit
by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011
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