and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

Power I

formation of cups in a game of Beer Pong in a straight line that looks like an "I". By some, it has been incorrectly called a "Coke Line".

Me: "Yo man, we only got cups left how you want to set them up?"
BP Partner: "Let's go with the Power I."

by Filippo Berio October 6, 2008

I laugh

An expression used when you think someone is joking or lying.

"I broke your phone"
"I laugh, now give me my phone"

by Dukes1297 February 13, 2014

but i need it

No

But i need it. Yes.

by but I need it May 13, 2015

I accept

a phrase used to express acceptance toward a situation (Sarcastic or not) or a phrase used when you can't seem to find the correct word.
*could also be used in a negative form

Connor: dude, naked chicks , tonight. my house. you in?
Kizzle: I accept !
Connor: Awesome, were going to be drinking wine coolers
Kizzle: wow i do not accept what so ever.

by Kizle January 28, 2009

i did it

Congrats!

Lucy: I did it, i killed him!
Lara: Congrats!

by laraweasley April 18, 2021

I can't

To express any emotion like anger or happiness in a way that shows that you literally cannot take it.

Sanndra " Hey Mia have you seen that new guy"
Mia "OMG that boy was to cute today! I can't"

by PrettyKiss August 31, 2013