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The Houdini

The other definitions have missed the point of the Houdini. Regardless of the preamble, one most conclude the Houdini, not just by jizzing in the partner's eyes, but by then, yelling "Houdini" in a high pitched voice and runnign away, having "dissappeared" by the time their eyes are clear.
When I was fellating Stephen yesterday, he jizzed in my eyes, creating a harsh burning sensation, then ran away yelling, "HOUDINI!!!" I mean wtf, mate?
by namelockis May 4, 2005
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Houdini Darth Vader

Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.

Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"

"does that mean we're related?"
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
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Houdini Ong-Bak

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to shoot your seed you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've cum. She turns around and you bust it right in her eye, followed by crushing her skull with your elbows, a la "Ong-Bak"...
Ultranick: How'd things go with that chick last night?

Birfs: You won't be seeing her again. She was too clingy so I gave her the ol' Houdini Ong-Bak... just don't tell the coppers.
by Pierre Lecavillier January 31, 2007
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houdini shit

(doors slams by itself)

Man: O hell no dats some houdini shit
by adrian kilpat. July 5, 2009
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Hondo

A name of Zimbabwean origin meaning warrior or war. Those with the name/nickname are destined to do great things. They are brave, mentally tough and will do anything to protect those in need. Those named Hondo also know their way to a ladies heart so don’t be shocked if you see him surrounded by the best looking girls
Boy 1: Hey have you seen that dude over there
Boy 2: Yeah he’s getting so many girls

Boy 1: Must be called Hondo
by Jaquise-pablo June 4, 2021
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Hondro

a person who engages in compulsive humping activities, no matter where
Looks at this guy! he is such an hondro, he is humping that bitch in the library
by htownhero October 17, 2008
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The Honda

It’s a sex position where you get in on top of the Honda. Then pull out your erect cock, then put it inside the gas pipe. And start the engine.
Man I just THe Honda my wife’s car last night. Getting a divorce now
by Thebiggerboi December 15, 2017
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