Hook

To latch-on to a gay person's anus with the index finger. The term for "hooking" originates from this. Gays prefer one finger at a time although closet gays prefer the whole fist.

Hey did you see Maurice hook that gay bloke at the beach?

by Gay Hook February 19, 2009

metroid hookers

metroids forced into prostitution from lack of food or money.

Metroid hookers, they suck AND blow!

by FoD July 16, 2004

Hook

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

by Taerik January 17, 2008

Memphis Meat Hook

The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).

Ed's mum loves the Memphis Meat Hook, although she owes me a new pillow.

by Nextlevelkid August 4, 2008

rusty fish hook

The act of putting a finger up an ass hole while hitting it from behind then sticking it in there mouth.

I was hitting a girl from behind and gave her a rusty fish hook

by Larry Luciano January 21, 2006

J Hook

A turd that drops into a toilet and falls into the shape of a J.

Wow that was some J Hook Gill!

by T R A August 24, 2007

hook

a curved object for hanging things on, or even being a pirate, perhaps murder.

there was a dead pig hanging on the butchers hook, it made me feel good.

by Lahna December 9, 2008