Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Booger Hook

A Hook made out of Booger

Thats a Booger Hook

by Hahahaha no u no u June 28, 2019

The Hook

A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.

Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.

by The Pimptard July 2, 2019

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

chin hook

A game where you attempt to hook your chin on your partners ball sac. Also known as the Cock Eye due to the fact that you if you are successful you normal have a cock in your eye!

I chin hooked a girl and squirted her in the eye

by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020

Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.

Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.

by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020