Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.

I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.

by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023

Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Goon

Jonathan Greener

Man, do you see that good looking guy? He’s such a goon.

by Baybeeeeee July 31, 2018

Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.

"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."

by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025

Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state

He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!

by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025

Andalusian Flicker Gooning

The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.

It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.

My friends learned to perform andalusian flicker gooning in a public secondary school in Seville

by Monoruso December 19, 2024

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021