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German woodchipper

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Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
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German main 

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A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree
P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*
German main by Warthunderer April 3, 2024
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german picketfencer 

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then when a group of guys go into a washing maching and start fucking each other while it is running and they get a ton of water up their asses
i went out with the homies and we did a german picketfencer
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German Fulcrum 

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Originating from Christian night clubs in Berlin, the German Fulcrum is an intimate act where two Christians (afraid to break premarital sex laws) get on either side of a mattress and bounce up and down.
"Hans and Frances did the German Fulcrum last night."
German Fulcrum by WD Wilfred May 8, 2024
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German Blunder 

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This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.
"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player
German Blunder by Jyenormous May 20, 2024
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German submarine 

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When a guy is getting head in a hot tube and he hold the other persons head under water then farts on them.
I was in the hot tube when my girl was giving me head. I held her head and farted, the gas bubble came up and hit her in the face so hard she came up out of the water to smell it and was based. I told her she had just been German submarined!
German submarine by Hotnathan June 7, 2024
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