playing fruit ninja 

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

playing fruit ninja by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

Law Of Fruit 

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)

Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.

Law Of Fruit by FancyMoses October 23, 2007

a low hanging fruit 

This is a comical term for a gay who hangs around with the homeless.

Bruce is a low hanging fruit in the alley!

a low hanging fruit by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2020

paopu fruit 

the paofruit is a made up fruit in the game Kingdom Hearts. it is said that if you and one person you truely care about share the paopu then your destineys will be intwined together forever, no matter that.

if sora shared the paopu fruit with kairi, then their destinies would be intwined forever.

paopu fruit by Raw Bannana June 22, 2007

The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.

Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.

The Fruit Loop by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

Goof Fruit 

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.

Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.

Goof Fruit by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010

bum fruit 

The fruit of the bum. Droppings

I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.

My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).

Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.

Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).

This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.

If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.

bum fruit by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007