What was once a beautiful social networking site,
until Mark Zuckerberg changed the layout, not once, (the first time was bad enough) but TWICE.
Most facebook users were starting to get used to the "New Facebook," and then out of nowhere, they changed it again.
The new homepage is very crowded, and it tells us information about other people that we don't even want to know.
There are over 1000 Anti-facebook groups, and over 50 million users in those groups.
The general message:
WE HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK.
until Mark Zuckerberg changed the layout, not once, (the first time was bad enough) but TWICE.
Most facebook users were starting to get used to the "New Facebook," and then out of nowhere, they changed it again.
The new homepage is very crowded, and it tells us information about other people that we don't even want to know.
There are over 1000 Anti-facebook groups, and over 50 million users in those groups.
The general message:
WE HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK.
You wake up.
It's a sunny 2008 summer. You log onto facebook, and at the top of your screen, it says:
"Soon, the new facebook will be the only facebook. try it now!"
Your thinking- "WTF?"
Then it happens.
There are reactions almost immediatley, and when you click on the group application, all you can see is:
PETITION AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK!
1,000,000 STRONG AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK!
THE NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!
CHANGE THE FACEBOOK BACK!
WE WANT THE OLD FACEBOOK BACK!
and so on.
But, eventually, I think most people got used to the new facebook. Everyone still misses the OLD facebook, but we had to adjust.
A couple months later.......
"There will be a new home page coming soon"
Your thinking- "WTF? AGAIN?"
Then it happens. AGAIN.
This new home page is something different- absolutely cluttered with advertisements and useless information that we don't want to know. The home page is full of other people's wall to walls, status updates, and so on. We can barely tell what is what!
Then you click on your profile, hoping they didn't change the profile layout.
and guess what.
THEY DID.
It's just disastrous, what have they done this time?
they've combined the statuses, with the wall posts, with everything else you did.
YOU CAN BARELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR OWN STATUS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S WALL POSTS!
Mark Zuckerberg has destroyed Facebook.
It's a sunny 2008 summer. You log onto facebook, and at the top of your screen, it says:
"Soon, the new facebook will be the only facebook. try it now!"
Your thinking- "WTF?"
Then it happens.
There are reactions almost immediatley, and when you click on the group application, all you can see is:
PETITION AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK!
1,000,000 STRONG AGAINST THE NEW FACEBOOK!
THE NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!
CHANGE THE FACEBOOK BACK!
WE WANT THE OLD FACEBOOK BACK!
and so on.
But, eventually, I think most people got used to the new facebook. Everyone still misses the OLD facebook, but we had to adjust.
A couple months later.......
"There will be a new home page coming soon"
Your thinking- "WTF? AGAIN?"
Then it happens. AGAIN.
This new home page is something different- absolutely cluttered with advertisements and useless information that we don't want to know. The home page is full of other people's wall to walls, status updates, and so on. We can barely tell what is what!
Then you click on your profile, hoping they didn't change the profile layout.
and guess what.
THEY DID.
It's just disastrous, what have they done this time?
they've combined the statuses, with the wall posts, with everything else you did.
YOU CAN BARELY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR OWN STATUS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S WALL POSTS!
Mark Zuckerberg has destroyed Facebook.
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