flexager

Flexager is the eagerness to be flexible,the want........the need! The desire! To go above and beyond the realms of flexibility achieved by regular mortals.

A mis mash of words for a mis mash of emotion

He is so eager to do the splits, but he has not yet attained peak flexager

by Eldoody March 28, 2024

flexmaxxing

Flexmaxxing is the act of flexing muscles of choice periodically throughout the day to increase gains. Each session should be until failure.

I started flexmaxxing last week and my gains have been out of control!

by Turkish Quandale Dingle April 7, 2024

Flex

To flex means to show off or display something, usually in a boastful manner. This can be related to physical strength, wealth, style, or any other personal achievement. It’s often used in a context where someone is trying to impress or brag.

“He was flexing his new car all over social media. I guess he’s really proud of it.”

by YkMatt August 21, 2024

Flexateslian

A liberal who cares a lot about politics, except when it comes to Tesla-ownership.

Catherine wants to leave Florida because it’s just too conservative, but she could never imagine driving anything but her Tesla; she’s a flexateslian.

by Plumsgalore December 26, 2024

flexation

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Injuries include internal bleeding, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.

The victim shown signs of flexation in the autopsy report.

by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025

flexipation

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Death is typically caused by internal bleeding, tearing, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.

The victim's autopsy showed signs of flexipation.

by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025

Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025