Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought

“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

“Distance fishing makes me so sad”

by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021

Fish Picnic

The act of orally pleasing a female in a nature setting.

I had a gnarly fish picnic today with my girl because our parents don't leave us alone in our houses.

by BKreutz August 3, 2012

fish broth

A fun alternative for the the word cum/jizz/cock snot

Oh yeah baby let me taste your fish broth

by Chiwi November 28, 2022

Light fishing

It's like cat fishing but with a twist. Light fishing is the term where someone catfishes someone by taking good photos, only in good lighting, or what it's called, the golden hour.

An example of light fishing being used..
Damarion: she cute!
*has photo in good lighting*
Then..
*post photo in bad lighting*
Damarion: She mad ugly now wtf!

by A for amazing nai is the rest January 31, 2020

chelly fish

(noun) A newly discovered off-species of the Jellyfish. It's tentacles are red, sometimes giving the impression of red hair. (adj) a red-haired silly

(n) The chelly fish swam into the depths of the over-rated school of other high school fish. (adj) That chelly fish girl asked everyone in the hallway if they had a poncho. What a silly.

by book of wisdom January 31, 2010

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

flopper fish

When in sleep one flops their whole body in the air and flips like a fish and flops back down.

Man my husband and his flopper fish kept jostling the bed last night.

by Boopreese April 12, 2019