A person(s), usually one of your friends, who goes onto your Facebook after forgetting to log out and abuses the "add friend" button on a lot of random people. Alcohol may be a factor in some of these cases, and depending on the severity, the damage may be irreversible.
Besides adding random people the friend(s) may also "like" unwanted fan pages (Mike the Situation, Adam Lambert, etc.), send inappropriate inbox messages to the opposite sex, make self-degrading status updates, fool around on Facebook chat, and change relationship status.
Symptoms of a Facebook Vulture attack include many notifications, inbox messages entitled "do I know you?" or "What the fuck?". One may commence in the the speedy canceling of friend requests, status updates, fan pages, etc, in an attempt to alleviate some of the pain, however the damage is already done.
Besides adding random people the friend(s) may also "like" unwanted fan pages (Mike the Situation, Adam Lambert, etc.), send inappropriate inbox messages to the opposite sex, make self-degrading status updates, fool around on Facebook chat, and change relationship status.
Symptoms of a Facebook Vulture attack include many notifications, inbox messages entitled "do I know you?" or "What the fuck?". One may commence in the the speedy canceling of friend requests, status updates, fan pages, etc, in an attempt to alleviate some of the pain, however the damage is already done.
My Facebook the next morning after a party: You have 50 notifications. Brent likes your status: "I shit the bed!" 10 unread inbox messages: "Do I know you?" "Who the fuck's this?" "Facebook Vulture attack?" (Ok maybe that last one was a lie, but I'm hoping the word catches on) Megan likes your status: "I <3 the Hanson brothers!"
by SKYYGUYY January 12, 2011
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by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
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To clean out one's excess friend list on a social networking site, typically arises when one realizes that they do not know or talk to 80% of the individuals on said list of people.
Parallels to the eating disorder bulimia in which one consumes massive amounts of food and proceeds to purge through vomiting, laxatives, exercise, etc.
Parallels to the eating disorder bulimia in which one consumes massive amounts of food and proceeds to purge through vomiting, laxatives, exercise, etc.
Jon's going through a severe bout of Facebook Bulimia, he went from 1000 friends he barely knew to the 200 people he went to high school with overnight after purging everybody he didn't know faster than an overweight chick's eats her second lunch.
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Also known as FDD.
Also known as FDD.
"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
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My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.
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"Look! That poodle is doing the Macarena!"
"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)
"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)
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Get the That is SO going on Facebook! mug.1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
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