Ethan Choi

Usually marries people named STacey Na but also has flings with other men all the time. Half-korean, half-mongolian inbred of the Obama administration. The crown jewel of the empire but wont admit it. In fact he struggles to speak english and talks like a chimpanzee.

You that nigga ethan choi? Fuck yeah my ballsack.

by iwilldestroyseanroh October 25, 2019

Ethan Saturley

The best boxer in the world also known as muscles of a god

Ethan Saturley is the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be

by Pro boxer October 29, 2019

Ethan

Is a boy who is hot ,kind hearted, fit asfff well natured and is amazing he tends to really be passionate about his hobbies n loves cuddles .He is an amazing guy

P.f :)

U are a Ethan

by Piooo November 1, 2019

Ethan

The gayest person to ever walk the Earth. Has 2 necks. Scares the women away.

Do you see Ethan over there? He is gay.

by EthanIsAFag12 November 4, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.

Ethan is a fucking cock up

by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019

Ethan

Very loving and funny! He will always be there help if you need to vent, and is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet. He gets really stressed out sometimes but always manages to make everything work out. He will make you feel so special when you talk to him, with all his attention on you. He loves to be spontaneous and go on adventures, but he’s also very cuddly and is a great kisser. He works so hard to make others happy, appreciate having him in your life.

Wow, Ethan is so hot! We should go on a date sometime!

by Angel_Lynn_M December 20, 2019

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020