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English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.
by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021
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English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.
Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.
by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021
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English or Spanish

A challenge of who can stand completely still, the loser is in most cases called Gay for losing.
Person 1: English or Spanish

Person 2: English

Person 1: Whoever moves first is gay
(Both stop moving)
by 88th Fox August 17, 2024
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English or spanish

A meme that came from a Tiktok video.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.
Tyrone: Hey, Jose!
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...
by Mr Morale September 16, 2024
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Borati English

Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.
Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.

Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?

"It appears we have come across Borati English."
by pakpineapple September 20, 2024
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English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024
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English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late
Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024
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