Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.

Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??

by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019

'Zara' English

A fine ass teenager who's fine as hell for no reason, rich as hell but doesn't want to admit it, doesn't like anyone, got hard rock abs, doesn't show her face to anyone even she's looking fine half of the time. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUU BRUHHHHHH.

'Zara' English is so bad imagine spending a night with her.

by Emily Cane April 08, 2021

The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

Canadian English

American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.

Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.

by enridr November 15, 2022

English Beer

Another term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer

by March 17, 2024

English Beer

A slang term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer!

by March 17, 2024

English Language

Is buttcheeks.

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.

by Audreybodaisey December 15, 2024