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dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.
"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)
by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010
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dingle berry

Deserving extreme disrespect. Untrustworthy. Worth nothing. Useless. A pawn in the grand scheme of things. Lower in worth than fescies itself.
"Bahamma Mamma is a dingle berry."
by Ron the Wop / Cousin Ron March 24, 2009
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dingleberry

it is NOT a tick
"I have a tick on my butthole!"- guy
"no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair
by Sassy Walnut May 4, 2010
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Dinglecherry

When a girl is on her period and on her pubes, she has clumps of blood.
I'm sorry for my dinglecherry... I'm on my period.
by Masta Gunzzz February 19, 2011
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dinger

Derived from the definition "whacker" however the term "dinger" is used more commonly in upstate NY.

Any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys their job simply for the pleasures of:

A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their workbelt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)
Look at how many antennas Chadwick has on his car. He is such a friggin dinger!

Dingers only screw up emergency scenes, where as career personel actually do work!
by lostintheROC May 30, 2006
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dingledick

someone who has a small penis growing out of their testacles due to their original shrivle dick which lowers their self asteem and confidence to where they would just shoot themself and piss on their great grandpa's chest
wats up dingledick?

yo dingledick wats hattenin?
by 537dsvg345 July 9, 2009
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Dinger

Wow, are you overweight or is that t-shirt a dinger?
by Andy!(Smith) July 7, 2011
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