Dildo

An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.

''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''

by rafa May 6, 2003

Dillon

(adj)
A word used to describe some one who is self-centered, anal-retentive, and thinks they know everything. This person would usualy be nice to someone one second, then turn around and talk shit behind your back. They may also choose to treat you like shit in front of other people to get self recognition. They take pride in lyng and deceiving and will never accompish anything in life.

"What a fuckin Dillon!"

by anonymous420334 January 17, 2009

dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

dildo dequino

its where u take a newborn baby and try to shove it back into the female untill she gets off

doctor: it's a boy!!
woman: oh joy!
man: stick it back in!
doctor: a dildo dequino!

by ifuccbitchezz March 18, 2009

Dildo Hospice

An elderly woman's Vagina.

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice

by Lance.Pimpstrong September 23, 2015

tommys_magical_dildo

Famous mythological dildo used in IRC chats.

/me shoves tommys_magical_dildo into $nick.

by Denisfdsfas December 25, 2007

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by WHAT February 13, 2005