Dealer Fetish

Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.

Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.

Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.

Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.

Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

Dealarm

To disarm

I dealarmed the clock

by Sjeffs1 July 20, 2022

dealiehopper

n. Variant of dealie.
A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.

Friend A: "Please stop me from sleeping with these random men on tinder."
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"

"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."

"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"

by Ripley_Onions December 5, 2022

dealiehopper

n. Variant of dealie.
A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.

Friend A: "Please stop me from sleeping with these random men on tinder."
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"

"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."

"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"

by Ripley_Onions December 5, 2022

Decalynite

sexy hot and the best at getting who and what they want and a good gf/bf 😘

Im so decalynite

by bignuts! September 26, 2022

Deal with these whores

When chicks are wearing hot outfits and you wanna pound the fuck out of them.

I went to the club and had to go deal with these whores afterwards.

by Donald J Velociraptor February 15, 2023

Dealienomidelmanphobia

When you are scared or allergic to middle mans, and cannot use a middleman in deals.

The seller had Dealienomidelmanphobia, so the buyer had to go first in the deal

by hyoduouo March 4, 2023