lap dance

An extremely sexy, erotic dance a woman performs on a man at a strip club, usually for money. She rubs her vagina, breasts, and butt over the chest, penis, even face of the Man, which usually causing an erection. It's usually followed by some hardcore banging as payment.

Tom: Mindy gave me a nice lap dance last night. I related her by slamming her in he butthole. She was screaming at the end.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 16, 2017

Tuck Dance

When a man pretends to be a woman by tucking his penis between his legs and dancing around.

Did you see in the movie "Silence of the Lambs" when Buffalo Bill puts on lipstick and does the Tuck Dance in front of the mirror?

by G Kaps December 15, 2008

mom dancing

A dance style characterized by easy, repetitive steps often requiring minimal effort and little skill. It is generally adopted by middle-aged Caucasian mothers with no sense of rhythm. This usually provokes an awkward feeling in young people associated with the the person who chooses to adopt the style.

As soon as they played Happy by Pharrell Williams there was some serious mom dancing going on amongst the mothers chaperoning our school dance.

I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.

by SupermanPunch May 25, 2014

Fortnite Dance

A mental disability in most 9-year olds who think a game called Fortnite is cool, but it isn't and also causes Autism, AIDS, COVID-19 , Cancer, and also makes you very gay. should not be done and should have a penalty of Death.

That Kid Is Gay For Doing A Fortnite Dance!

by OkWowsasasasa September 14, 2020

ysa dance

Where them single Mormons go to find an 'Eternal Companion'. AKA Mormon clubbing. Usually it turns into a lame night because you end up dancing in a circle clapping your hands to the same beat and slowly but surely you find yourself surrounded by your same gendered friends!

Lets go to the YSA dance maybe we can find the one!

by YSAREP September 21, 2013

dance shot

that last shot that makes you want to dance like a beast till you come back down

"fuckin' kinny hit the dance shot look at boi jerk!"

by sakeftw2010 January 1, 2010

hardcore dancing

When a bunch of scenesters organize themselves into a group, all running around flailing their arms as if they were having an epileptic seizure while simultaneously acting like a ninja (IE: kickboxing the air).

I hate hardcore dancing.

by nion October 8, 2004