Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.

Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.

by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011

Leprechaun Disease

Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!

Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!

by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

by Just The Facts January 8, 2006

blanket disease

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.

After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.

by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005

Gherkinson's Disease

‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.

by mottman June 15, 2012

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

sleaze disease.

A person contracts this when he/she becomes a sleaze, a slut, or a whore.

She's totally got sleaze disease.

by Macey Penny November 14, 2007